24 best Haruhi Suzumiya quotes from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

1- “Brush my teeth and go to sleep at night. Wake up and eat breakfast in the morning. People do those everywhere. When I realized that everyone did all these things on a daily basis, everything started to feel so boring.
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2- “Time never comes back once it’s gone.
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3- “I thought that everyone in Japan had to be packed in there. So I turned to my dad and asked him,”Do you know how many people are here right now”? He said probably fifty thousand, since the stadium was full. I was only one little person in that big crowded stadium filled with people, and there were so many people there, but it was just a handful out of the entire population. Up till then, I always thought that I was, I don’t know, kind of a special person. It was fun to be with my family. I had fun with my classmates. And the school that I was going to, it had just about the most interesting people anywhere. But that night, I realized it wasn’t true. All the stuff we did during class that I thought was so fun and cool, was probably happening just like that in classes in other schools all over Japan. There was nothing special about my school at all.
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Haruhi Suzumiya quotes

4- “Celebrating Mr. Jesus’s birthday (Christmas) was fun, why don’t we celebrate Buddha’s and Muhammad’s birthday next time?
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Haruhi Suzumiya quotes

5- “What else would I be here for? To illegally enter the premises, of course.
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Haruhi Suzumiya quotes

6- “Dreams start by believing.
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7- “Have you ever realized how insignificant your existence is on the planet?
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8- “I didn’t abduct her. It was voluntary arrest.
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9- “Every school story has to have a maid character!
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10- “Kyon, I’m hot!
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11- “Kyon. The contest begins the second someone challenges you. Anything the loser says otherwise is merely an excuse.
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12- “Remote islands are all about strange incidents, right?
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13- “A picture of you sleeping with a stupid look on your face totally oblivious to the dangers of this trip serves as a warning to future generations!
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Haruhi Suzumiya quotes

14- “Anyone accepting defeat will be punished by running ten laps around the school, naked! And you’ll have to yell “Green Martians are chasing me!” for the whole ten laps!
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15- “It’s time to launch the dams!
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16- “… After all, our goal each year should be to increase the NUMBER of goals we set for ourselves!
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17- “If there’s really that many people in the world, then there had to be someone who wasn’t ordinary. There had to be someone who was living an interesting life. There just had to be. Why wasn’t I that person?
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18- “You know, Kyon…have you ever realized just how insignificant your existence on this planet really is?
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Haruhi Suzumiya quotes

19- “Listen! This isn’t fun and games! You mess around and I’ll kill ya!
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Haruhi Suzumiya quotes

20- “It’s exactly what the SOS Brigade needs! We need something like a mysterious transfer student!
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Haruhi Suzumiya quotes

21- “Then I’ll tell everyone at school that all you geeks ganged up on her and ed her.
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Haruhi Suzumiya quotes

22- “Feelings of love are just a temporary lapse in judgment. Like a mental illness.
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Haruhi Suzumiya quotes

23- “I’m Haruhi Suzumiya, from East Junior High. First off, I’m not interested in ordinary people. But, if any of you are aliens, time-travelers, or espers, please come see me. That is all!
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Haruhi Suzumiya quotes

24- “Even I get in the mood for that stuff now and then. I am a healthy girl, my body has its urges. But I won’t let a momentary slip up leave me with a burden.
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Haruhi Suzumiya quotes