1- “Brush my teeth and go to sleep at night. Wake up and eat breakfast in the morning. People do those everywhere. When I realized that everyone did all these things on a daily basis, everything started to feel so boring.
” Haruhi Suzumiya
2- “Time never comes back once it’s gone.
” Haruhi Suzumiya
3- “I thought that everyone in Japan had to be packed in there. So I turned to my dad and asked him,”Do you know how many people are here right now”? He said probably fifty thousand, since the stadium was full. I was only one little person in that big crowded stadium filled with people, and there were so many people there, but it was just a handful out of the entire population. Up till then, I always thought that I was, I don’t know, kind of a special person. It was fun to be with my family. I had fun with my classmates. And the school that I was going to, it had just about the most interesting people anywhere. But that night, I realized it wasn’t true. All the stuff we did during class that I thought was so fun and cool, was probably happening just like that in classes in other schools all over Japan. There was nothing special about my school at all.
” Haruhi Suzumiya
4- “Celebrating Mr. Jesus’s birthday (Christmas) was fun, why don’t we celebrate Buddha’s and Muhammad’s birthday next time?
” Haruhi Suzumiya
5- “What else would I be here for? To illegally enter the premises, of course.
” Haruhi Suzumiya
6- “Dreams start by believing.
” Haruhi Suzumiya
7- “Have you ever realized how insignificant your existence is on the planet?
” Haruhi Suzumiya
8- “I didn’t abduct her. It was voluntary arrest.
” Haruhi Suzumiya
9- “Every school story has to have a maid character!
” Haruhi Suzumiya
10- “Kyon, I’m hot!
” Haruhi Suzumiya
11- “Kyon. The contest begins the second someone challenges you. Anything the loser says otherwise is merely an excuse.
” Haruhi Suzumiya
12- “Remote islands are all about strange incidents, right?
” Haruhi Suzumiya
13- “A picture of you sleeping with a stupid look on your face totally oblivious to the dangers of this trip serves as a warning to future generations!
” Haruhi Suzumiya
14- “Anyone accepting defeat will be punished by running ten laps around the school, naked! And you’ll have to yell “Green Martians are chasing me!” for the whole ten laps!
” Haruhi Suzumiya
15- “It’s time to launch the dams!
” Haruhi Suzumiya
16- “… After all, our goal each year should be to increase the NUMBER of goals we set for ourselves!
” Haruhi Suzumiya
17- “If there’s really that many people in the world, then there had to be someone who wasn’t ordinary. There had to be someone who was living an interesting life. There just had to be. Why wasn’t I that person?
” Haruhi Suzumiya
18- “You know, Kyon…have you ever realized just how insignificant your existence on this planet really is?
” Haruhi Suzumiya
19- “Listen! This isn’t fun and games! You mess around and I’ll kill ya!
” Haruhi Suzumiya
20- “It’s exactly what the SOS Brigade needs! We need something like a mysterious transfer student!
” Haruhi Suzumiya
21- “Then I’ll tell everyone at school that all you geeks ganged up on her and ed her.
” Haruhi Suzumiya
22- “Feelings of love are just a temporary lapse in judgment. Like a mental illness.
” Haruhi Suzumiya
23- “I’m Haruhi Suzumiya, from East Junior High. First off, I’m not interested in ordinary people. But, if any of you are aliens, time-travelers, or espers, please come see me. That is all!
” Haruhi Suzumiya
24- “Even I get in the mood for that stuff now and then. I am a healthy girl, my body has its urges. But I won’t let a momentary slip up leave me with a burden.
” Haruhi Suzumiya
