Best Kyon quotes:
1- “You can’t do anything about what doesn’t exist. In the end, humans have to settle for what’s in front of them.
” Kyon
2- “I mean, think about it. If someone pointed to a classmate of yours and asked you what they meant to you, how would you answer? What would you say?
” Kyon
3- “It’s amazing how much you kiss your own ass.
” Kyon
4- “There’s something wrong with people who seek reality in fiction.
” Kyon
5- “The Santa that showed up at my Kindergarden Christmas festival? I knew he was fake. And I never saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, either. But I have to say, even as a little kid I knew better to believe in some old man who worked only one day a year.
” Kyon
6- “Actually… Ponytails turn me on… that ponytail you had back then, it looked so good it was criminal!
” Kyon
7- “However, as always, this girl was thinking up all sorts of nonsensical stuff. I can’t help but wonder if there’s a black hole inside her head, since her common sense seems to come from a different universe altogether.
” Kyon
8- “Real GAY will not be swayed no matter how cute a girl is. Please remember this: out of a hundred men… five are GAY.
” Kyon
9- “Don’t use a serious tone. Don’t breathe on me. Your face is too close. Freaking me out.
” Kyon
10- “This feels like extortion.
” Kyon
11- “…but as they say, it ain’t over till the fat lady sings. I don’t know which fat lady is doing the singing or where she’s planning on doing her singing. But if I find out where she is, I’d like to put her out of commission for a year!
” Kyon
12- “The person that needs to be as far away from the H-bomb switch as possible in all of Japan, is right here.
” Kyon
13- “If you’re scared, you might as well just cling to my arm. Creates more of an atmosphere.
” Kyon
14- “I had a dream where I fell into a surreal world with a girl I knew, and then ended up kissing her! A dream so easy to understand that even Sigmund Freud would laugh out loud.
” Kyon
15- “Afterall, the fate of the world rests on my pitching. The world sure isn’t worth much these days.
” Kyon
16- “to Haruhi I’m begging you. Establish the context before you start talking.
” Kyon
17- “thinking Normally, one would call an ambulance or ask for help from one of the nearby residents, but this particular boy decided to carry the unconscious, innocent girl… and where the hell are you taking her, bastard?
” Kyon
18- “to Haruhi Are you a moron?
” Kyon
19- “commenting on Haruhi’s naming of the SOS brigade Haruhi’s incomprehensible words settled the matter. Oh, joy. Just do whatever you want.
” Kyon
20- “referring to Haruhi She must have been born dumb.
” Kyon
21- “Emblem? Looks like a grumbling, drunken tapeworm to me.
” Kyon
22- “And without any buildup or fanfare, we now see Nagato Yuki. Even if she were ordinary, she sure doesn’t look like a normal person and naturally, she was actually an evil magician. And an alien on top of that.
” Kyon
23- “If your face gets any closer, someone who isn’t supposed to be in this scene is going to come over there and kick your ass!
” Kyon
24- “referring to Haruhi It would appear that she views guys on the same level as potatoes.
” Kyon
25- “thinking Every day, I hang out with an alien, a time traveler, and a Esper…and I’m still as sane and objective as ever. Hmm…I wonder if that makes me special or something.
” Kyon
26- “Stop kidding around! You’re gonna hurt someone with that! Even if that’s a rubber knife, you’re scaring the hell out of me!
” Kyon
