20 Best Watashi quotes
1- “This is how culture spreads. When someone has a new idea, it is immediately copied.
” Watashi
2- “The devil made me do it. It was all his fault. Yup, all him. Look at them shake. I don’t blame them. The second I spotted them, I put a lid on the tin and ran away. In other words, I kidnapped them. Is there any way to spin this? I mean, any way to solve the problem?
” Watashi
3- “Yes! One small candy for man, one giant candy for new mankind.
” Watashi
4- “I woke up feeling refreshed, after dreaming about a long shower. But of course, it was an illusion.
” Watashi
5- “I’ve never been so grateful to have walls to shut the world out.
” Watashi
6- “Items to invent: Bed, massage chair, humidifier, rubber band, Rube Goldberg Machine, religion… Religions are invented? I’ve learned something new.
” Watashi
7- “The toilet is a wonder of civilization. It is a grand invention. It preserves human dignity.
” Watashi
8- “We must demonstrate that we took action, even if our action was meaningless.
” Watashi
9- “I always thought of humans as intelligent dominoes, since they tend to follow each other.
” Watashi
10- “I should use a cheerful joke to lighten the mood. Would you like a snack? Or, maybe I should snack on you instead?
” Watashi
11- “It’s simply fun to be part of a group sharing the same interests, regardless of what those interests are.
” Watashi
12- “Well, nothing in life is ever certain.
” Watashi
13- “So, who should we hold responsible? Compensation. Punishment. If you didn’t want any problems you shouldn’t have taken risks.
” Watashi
14- “The chickens have earned their right to live, while the humans will go hungry.
” Watashi
15- “I bet that when they run out of delicacy points, girls turn into old ladies.
” Watashi
16- “It’s quite educational, seeing the thought process of someone in charge.
” Watashi
17- “They have no faces, no mouths… Their slimy bodies are completely hairless! They are… the skinned chickens!… Or you could just say they’re chickens.
” Watashi
18- “Hide the truth. Manipulate information. Use intimidation.
” Watashi
19- “And so… I have written down the lesson I’ve learned from this vital experience in form of a title suitable for a business reference book: “Never hold meetings. The outcome is determined before the meeting begins.”
” Watashi
20- “Necessary murder. Man must kill to live. That hasn’t changed, even with humanity’s decline. The situation has reached the point in which escape and refusal are no longer options, so I must act.
” Watashi
